[Jamie and Brittany enter]
Brittany: Greetings, Jamie. Seen Jason have you?
Jamie: Nay, seen him I hath not. Why?
Brittany: He hast taken a chicken of mine.
Jamie: [hesitates] ...Look like what does it?
Brittany: Tis a purple feathered fowl with feet colored as the afternoon sky and a beak the color of cherries. [chicken clucks] What was that?
Jamie: [quickly] Nothing!!
Brittany: [looks behind Jamie, sees the chicken in her hands] Thou impertinent hell-hated puttock! How dare thou steal my chicken and frame meine liebe! Pignut!
Jamie: [holding chicken in front of her] I can explain! Honest!
Brittany: [whips out "sword" which is really just a pencil] A duel! If I win, the chicken is mine. If thou wins, thou can hath my shoes.
Jamie: [drops chicken and whips out pencil] Agreed! I admire thy shoes! Haha!
[Dueling commences]
Brittany: Thou art slow and warped.
Jamie: Thou art a yeasty half-faced harpy!
Brittany: [gasp] I shall slay thee, Fool!
[Brittany wins upon throwing pencil down Jamie's shirt, Jamie falls to ground]
Jamie: I surrender. Keep thine precious chicken and shoes.
Brittany: Huzzah!
[Jamie gets up, pouting, crossing arms]
Brittany: I am successful! Sehr gut!
Jamie: Das ist schlect...















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Its just like a new pair of underwear....... its constrictive at first...... but then after awhile it comes apart of you!
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