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[Jamie and Brittany enter]

Brittany: Greetings, Jamie. Seen Jason have you?

Jamie: Nay, seen him I hath not. Why?

Brittany: He hast taken a chicken of mine.

Jamie: [hesitates] ...Look like what does it?

Brittany: Tis a purple feathered fowl with feet colored as the afternoon sky and a beak the color of cherries. [chicken clucks] What was that?

Jamie: [quickly] Nothing!!

Brittany: [looks behind Jamie, sees the chicken in her hands] Thou impertinent hell-hated puttock! How dare thou steal my chicken and frame meine liebe! Pignut!

Jamie: [holding chicken in front of her] I can explain! Honest!

Brittany: [whips out "sword" which is really just a pencil] A duel! If I win, the chicken is mine. If thou wins, thou can hath my shoes.

Jamie: [drops chicken and whips out pencil] Agreed! I admire thy shoes! Haha!

[Dueling commences]
Brittany: Thou art slow and warped.

Jamie: Thou art a yeasty half-faced harpy!

Brittany: [gasp] I shall slay thee, Fool!

[Brittany wins upon throwing pencil down Jamie's shirt, Jamie falls to ground]

Jamie: I surrender. Keep thine precious chicken and shoes.

Brittany: Huzzah!

[Jamie gets up, pouting, crossing arms]

Brittany: I am successful! Sehr gut!

Jamie: Das ist schlect...
©2008-2009 ~BlueMorthanos
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Author's Comments

A small skit Jamie and I wrote in ICL class in high school our sophomore year I think. I changed a couple of words, and the name "Jason" was originally my boyfriend at the time's name, so I changed it seeing as how I am no longer with him nor do I refer to him or anyone as "Meine liebe" any more.

The goal of the assignment was to speak rather like Shakespeare, including insults, which we went overboard on and rather exaggerated the rearrangement of some words in our sentences. It isn't meant to be good so much as it is meant to be funny. We did in fact have a chicken, a purple one. Not a real one of course, I painted a sculpture of one, and named him Mojo. When Jamie dropped him, a small piece of him broke so you can see inside of him a little. Lol. But, anyway. I didn't change too much. I thought some words in the original were wrongly used to I changed them to be a bit more grammatically correct, but it doesn't even really matter too much. :)

Chicken Fight was written by Jamie Beadle (uniquedself) and Brittany Wood (me)

And just some fyi, I used the name Jason because he is one of my favorite characters from the Anita Blake book series. :D And also, we speak in german, obviously, on some occasions.

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all i can say is wtf? at least u had fun in school writting it lol. take care.

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Its just like a new pair of underwear....... its constrictive at first...... but then after awhile it comes apart of you!
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Lol, yeah, It was really fun! ^_^ A lot of people probably thought the same thing though :P

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